"Be confident. Be compassionate. Be intelligent. Be humble. Be generous. The universe returns to you what you put out."
Lauren Jauregui (via theblackmoth
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what dash doesn’t need baby animals
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"Let’s put calories in alcohol"
Satan (via bloglikeus
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Mike Wasowski is now stuck to your blog.
Bathe in the blood of your vanquished enemies.
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i didn’t know channing tatum was in spy kids
stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
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